This acronym stands for (Des Moines) Register Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa. That is the official name. THE RIDE, THE PARTY, there are many ways the participants refer to this event. I have heard of this for years (this was the 35th). My friends in Texas have been doing this for about 10 years and they have been telling me what a great time this was. They were right.
We arrived last Saturday to Rock Rapids, IA, in Northwest Iowa. The town is small about 2700 people that was overrun by over 10,000 bikers and another 15,000 support people that are along for the party. When we arrived, we saw an amazing sight. The high school lawn was wall-to-wall tents. There was an excitement and anticipation that was thick enough to cut with a knife. You have to understand, we have just been biking for 6 weeks as a solitary pursuit, often to the scorn of truckers and disbelief of the local people. Here we had found our fellow compatriots who understood us completely. Everyone there either has ridden across the country or has it as their goal in the future. The people appreciated my equipment. For instance, no one has commented on my bicycle till Iowa. I got probably a dozen comments about how much they liked the bike. One woman even hopped on the seat and wanted to take a ride. The whole atmosphere was electric.
Our team, Cobra 39, arranged to stay at people’s homes along the way. We pitched our tents in their yards and used the bathroom/shower facilities as needed. Some hosts fixed us huge breakfasts and everyone of them wanted to hear our stories of our journey. They were proud of their state and very gracious to host such a collection of crazy people. Here is the backyard view from one house.
We bike through some really pretty countryside. The Amish were out with their good eats along the way. They don’t like their picture taken, so I didn’t get but one picture of them in the hay fields. Boy was that primitive. Machines do the task now with hay bales that are about the size of the Amish’s whole wagon.
We biked almost 500 miles that week. If you have been keeping up with the math, you know that that is a lot more than I have been doing on a daily basis. There were two days when I biked 80 miles. My biggest day prior to RAGBRAI was 62 miles, so I was pushed to do better. I was exhausted at the end of every day. It was a different type of weather than I had been biking in too. The humidity caused me to be more aware of how much I sweat. In the desert, the white salt marks would be on my clothes by the end of the day, but I would not be sure how much I sweat. Well, in Iowa, I knew I was sweating because I sat in it all day. The moisture caused new rash problems and I was back to using vast quantities of Butt Butter to keep things fine down there. I haven’t really had a sore butt since Idaho. The dew in the morning soaked shoes and everything before I even got on the bike. I guess we’ll have to get used to it because that will be the way it is all across the Midwest.
So, it was hot, muggy, long and arduous. That is not to say that I lost any weight in Iowa. Every 10 miles or so, there would be a town that catered to the riders. Every morning there would be breakfast burritos, homemade cinnamon rolls, pancakes and sausage or waffles. Lunches were barbecue or some local delight. For instance, every day we would pass the Pork Chop Man. His call can’t be described, but it is on U Tube if you want to listen. For $6 you would get about a pound of pork, a chop about an inch thick. He retired the last day, so I finally got one. I had to wait in line for an hour, but it was worth it. The locals had homemade pies and cookies at every stop and if you got thirsty, there were smoothies or root beer floats. It was a gourmand’s heaven.
So, it was hot, muggy, long and arduous. That is not to say that I lost any weight in Iowa. Every 10 miles or so, there would be a town that catered to the riders. Every morning there would be breakfast burritos, homemade cinnamon rolls, pancakes and sausage or waffles. Lunches were barbecue or some local delight. For instance, every day we would pass the Pork Chop Man. His call can’t be described, but it is on U Tube if you want to listen. For $6 you would get about a pound of pork, a chop about an inch thick. He retired the last day, so I finally got one. I had to wait in line for an hour, but it was worth it. The locals had homemade pies and cookies at every stop and if you got thirsty, there were smoothies or root beer floats. It was a gourmand’s heaven.
When the boys said that they now expect me to make 80 miles per day going forward, I said OK as long as they had my breakfast burrito at 20 miles, a pork chop at 50 miles and a root beer float at 70 miles. Their response is unprintable, but it starts with ‘Bull”
The parties at night were huge too. I wish I knew how much beer was consumed there during the week. I even drank some (OK, more than some) and I haven’t had beer in years. It just tasted soooo good after sweating so hard all day. My sons went out a couple times with the youngest member of team Cobra 39, The Hammer. He showed them the ropes and I think they want to come back for the party. The women were healthy and in shape, with great legs!!!
The party went 24 hours a day. During the ride, the teams put on a real show. The more flamboyant ones wore outrageous costumes and they all had great advertising tag lines. For example, the Donner Party from California = Tag Line “We eat the slow ones” Another team described themselves as drinkers with a biking problem. Every where you look, it was a spectacle.
I met a lot of neat people. I met a woman who graduated from the high school I taught at almost 35 years ago. She graduated the year before I started teaching there, but she remembered some of the teachers and students I knew. I ran into 3 people from Exeter, New Hampshire. One of them actually knew my good friend Bob Thompson. I biked for two days with a neat guy, Greg Rochon, from Montreal and Philadelphia (dual citizenship). He had a heart attack (at 60) last January and took up biking that he hadn’t done since he was a kid. The second day, he knew who I was before he even saw me because he recognized my huffing and puffing coming up the hill. I guess I am my own spectacle.
I also connected with an old friend one night. Diane (Fening) Arant went to college with my former wife and my sister. I hadn’t seen her in over 30 years. When I found out I was going to Iowa, we made plans to get together. She has been a resident of Iowa for quite a while with a marriage of 25 years and two children. She now lives in Southeastern Iowa. Unfortunately, I did not take a picture of Diane. She is a beautiful woman, but my request for a photo was followed by a groan or a snarl. I didn’t know which, but I did not press the issue. I had a really enjoyable time catching up and remembering the times of our youth.
The last day of RAGBRAI was the shortest mileage but it was probably my toughest day. We rode to the Mississippi and the hills got very steep. The headwinds that were tough all week were blowing stronger than ever. Plus I was exhausted after the 500 miles. I needed a day off!! By the way, don’t let anyone tell you that Iowa is flat. It is rolling hills at it’s tamest and pretty steep at it’s worst. But it was a great experience. I learned a lot that will improve my ride the rest of the way across the continent. I met some great people. I want to come back and do this again. I think both boys enjoyed themselves and want to come back. They both rode one day and both rode for more than 70 miles. That’s quite a change from the beginning of the trip.
We went to see a ballgame in St Louis on Sunday. It was a great game with the Cards coming from behind to beat the Brewers. Now we are in the car going back to where we left off. We have probably two days left in Wyoming, then Nebraska. I’m charged up to get through these states and get to the Mississippi, in a little over two months. Then we can begin visiting some of you blog readers.
More later.
The parties at night were huge too. I wish I knew how much beer was consumed there during the week. I even drank some (OK, more than some) and I haven’t had beer in years. It just tasted soooo good after sweating so hard all day. My sons went out a couple times with the youngest member of team Cobra 39, The Hammer. He showed them the ropes and I think they want to come back for the party. The women were healthy and in shape, with great legs!!!
The party went 24 hours a day. During the ride, the teams put on a real show. The more flamboyant ones wore outrageous costumes and they all had great advertising tag lines. For example, the Donner Party from California = Tag Line “We eat the slow ones” Another team described themselves as drinkers with a biking problem. Every where you look, it was a spectacle.
I met a lot of neat people. I met a woman who graduated from the high school I taught at almost 35 years ago. She graduated the year before I started teaching there, but she remembered some of the teachers and students I knew. I ran into 3 people from Exeter, New Hampshire. One of them actually knew my good friend Bob Thompson. I biked for two days with a neat guy, Greg Rochon, from Montreal and Philadelphia (dual citizenship). He had a heart attack (at 60) last January and took up biking that he hadn’t done since he was a kid. The second day, he knew who I was before he even saw me because he recognized my huffing and puffing coming up the hill. I guess I am my own spectacle.
I also connected with an old friend one night. Diane (Fening) Arant went to college with my former wife and my sister. I hadn’t seen her in over 30 years. When I found out I was going to Iowa, we made plans to get together. She has been a resident of Iowa for quite a while with a marriage of 25 years and two children. She now lives in Southeastern Iowa. Unfortunately, I did not take a picture of Diane. She is a beautiful woman, but my request for a photo was followed by a groan or a snarl. I didn’t know which, but I did not press the issue. I had a really enjoyable time catching up and remembering the times of our youth.
The last day of RAGBRAI was the shortest mileage but it was probably my toughest day. We rode to the Mississippi and the hills got very steep. The headwinds that were tough all week were blowing stronger than ever. Plus I was exhausted after the 500 miles. I needed a day off!! By the way, don’t let anyone tell you that Iowa is flat. It is rolling hills at it’s tamest and pretty steep at it’s worst. But it was a great experience. I learned a lot that will improve my ride the rest of the way across the continent. I met some great people. I want to come back and do this again. I think both boys enjoyed themselves and want to come back. They both rode one day and both rode for more than 70 miles. That’s quite a change from the beginning of the trip.
We went to see a ballgame in St Louis on Sunday. It was a great game with the Cards coming from behind to beat the Brewers. Now we are in the car going back to where we left off. We have probably two days left in Wyoming, then Nebraska. I’m charged up to get through these states and get to the Mississippi, in a little over two months. Then we can begin visiting some of you blog readers.
More later.